Monday, January 11, 2016

Plan ”A” sometimes does not go the way you want which is why you should always have a plan “B”, but plan “B” often doesn't happen exactly the way you want, so you occasionally even hear about a plan “C”. Why is that you never hear about plan “D”? Obviously if you have a plan ”D”, you must've given the whole concept a lot of thought, considering all the various permutations. If you have a plan ”D”, that would suggest to me that you really know what you're talking about and plan ”D” is likely to be the best plan of all. My point in all this is to always go with plan ”D”. Now I know what you are thinking, “If plan ”D” is even better than plan ”A”, ”B”, or ”C”, why not go with ”E”? Well that's obviously stupid because who would want to go with a plan ”E”? It just sounds dorky! Nothing successful begins with E - only cute things like elephant or benign countries like Ecuador. In fact you should stay away from plan ”I” and plan ”O” as well. They just sound completely pathetic and no one will get behind them. Definitely don't touch plan ”H” because it sounds like some sort of hemorrhoid medication. If you must know, the very coolest plans would be plan “N”, plan “Q”, plan “X” of course, and as a last resort, plan “Z”. Having given this some thought, I can't see why anyone would ever even consider going with plan “A” or even plan “B”. There are just so many other options!





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